One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
crispyhush prompted: OOOH ALSO SOULMATE AU you know the one where the name of your soulmate’s on your wrist in their handwriting
"What if it’s not mine?"
Kurt looks up from the cookie dough he’s making, surprised by the sudden interruption. Blaine is leaning against the kitchen doorframe, his arms crossed over his chest and his shoulders hunched. He won’t meet Kurt’s eyes, gaze firmly directed at the floor, and it’s only when Kurt notices the way Blaine glances at the still empty space on his left wrist that he realizes what Blaine’s question means.
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
"if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him" um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks
Then why is considered such a crime when Taylor Swift writes songs about guys mistreating her