Anonymous prompted: klaine trying to join sam’s celibacy club (and lasting like, two days)
"So you’re saying that in order to support the person who always ends up sex-blocking us anyway—"
"It’s called cockblocking, but continue," Blaine says quickly, letting out a surprised huff of breath when Kurt squeezes his ass for interrupting.
"—we should join his little abstinence club and give up sex altogether," Kurt finishes, deadpan.
"It’s only temporary, and I think it could really help with our- our self-control and, oh, Kurt, what are you—”
Kurt pulls back from pressing quick kisses over Blaine’s throat to say, “If we’re really doing this, then this is our last night of intimacy for a while, isn’t it?”
Blaine swallows, nodding. He expected more protesting, but then again, he’s not about to complain.
"Then you better rock my world, buddy,” Kurt growls, and Blaine just beams, letting Kurt roll them over so he can do just that.
Let’s see how big the Glee fandom is!
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.